Freshly Clipped, Eternally Cosmic
This isn’t just any grass, dude. This is Chakra Dude’s Cosmic Lawn Clippings—hand-harvested with good vibes and the highest level of chill. Whether you want it fresh, dried, or somewhere in between, we got your flow covered.
Zero Grind, All Flow
Our lawn is a sacred space, nurtured with care and a touch of cosmic energy. Every clipping is gathered with love and sent straight to you, packed in eco-friendly, totally chill packaging.
A Gift from Mother Earth
Grass is soft, it smells amazing, and it’s a little piece of nature’s magic. Whether you need it for spiritual vibes, aesthetic pleasures, or just because you love the weird and wonderful, our clippings are here to spread joy.
Grass Today, Bliss Tomorrow
Hit us up and get your cosmic lawn clippings delivered straight to your door. Whether you’re here for the novelty, the aesthetics, or the pure zen energy, we got your back, dude.